Thursday, January 6, 2011

Memory Box

In all the times we've moved, whether across town or out of town, there are a few boxes and Rubbermaids that get moved but never get opened or unpacked.  These four boxes were found in one of those special forgotten Rubbermaids.  These spectacularly decorated treasures are our Memory Boxes.  Back when I was a cute mom, each new year I would get an old box, let the kids decorate it, and then we would fill it with favorite memories from the previous year and our hopes and dreams for the new year.  We would trace the hands and feet of the little people, record heights and weights (for adults too...vomit!), and throw in some photos of our favorite moments.  If the monkies were feeling especially generous, they would drop a little trinket or toy in the box, never to play with it again, but to be donated for future walks down Memory Lane.

Lil G was only 2 when we put together our first Memory Box.  Her goals were to go to a movie and learn how to go potty.  Hall Monitor was 3 that year.  Some of her goals were to "eat snow", "learn to ride my bike", and "leave mom alone".  As funny as those little goals sound and as much as we laughed at them as we read them earlier this week, I realized that my little Hall Monitor is quickly approaching her teens.  Yikes!  And looking back at that year of her trying to learn how to "leave mom alone", it was most likely because I was overwhelmed with 3 kids and told her to leave me alone.  Ouch!  Not good.  Here comes the motherly guilt.  So in honor of her, I devote this year to her not wanting to leave me alone and me not leaving her alone.  (She's gonna hate me.)  It's time for some serious bonding, whether she wants it or not.  I've gotta kick it in the butt before she's too embarrassed to admit that we're related.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Welcome New Year

Isn't this pretty?

Not so pretty when it's -5 degrees and you're scraping the windows of your mini van with a credit card.  Why a credit card, you ask?  Well, I do own a snow scraper.  It sits beside me on a daily basis as we travel to and fro.  But for those special occasions when Mother Nature doesn't want a thick coat of ice to be bothersome to us little people, that nasty thin coat of ice kicks my trash and just ruins my day.  No ice scraper can compete with that frozen treat.  The ice scraper only catches bits and pieces of it as it scrapes leaving lines in the ice.  It just doesn't work.  Well then, Smarty Pants, turn on your defrost!  Is that what you're thinking now?  (applause)  Not only a genius idea but a no nonsense approach.  Hold up.  Small prob.  My thermostat is out of comission which means no warm air.  In fact, I'm doing cartwheels if I get any warm air at all.  Scientific fact: cold air doesn't melt ice.  Am I annoyed by this?  Not so much anymore.  Sadly, I'm kinda use to it.  But I just keeping telling myself that Caroline Ingles had it worse.  It softens the blow. 

As much as winter drives me crazy on days of credit card ice scraping, frozen car doors and shuffling kids in and out of the driver's seat, and curtains frozen to the inside of the living room window, this picture really makes it worth it.  That is, of course, as long as I'm sitting inside my house wrapped in a Snuggie and sipping hot cocoa.  I love how every single little twig and branch is perfectly coated in white powder.  Amazing!  Do you sense my new attempt at optimism?  It's on my list of resolutions.  So here's to a new year of looking at the good.  Laughing at the ugly.  Surviving the bad.  And enjoying the ride. 

Happy New Year. 

Monday, December 20, 2010

Ode To Clorox

Tis the season of the Uglies
And my house is full of littles
You clean up snack time messes
And even bathroom pittles.

Your wipes are just plain genius
For Uglies and much more
Especially when the Uglies
Splatter walls and on the floor.

The "splatter" of the Uglies
Seems to be the worst-est part
When the toilet seat's left down
And when the Uglies shart.

But let me show the Clorox love
Outside of Ugly season
Little boys that stand to pee
Earns respect for you and for good reason.

The love is deep within my heart
Year round despite the flu
Sniffles, snots and boogers
Just reaffirm how I love you.

And the choice of smell and color
Fresh or lemon scent
Oh, Clorox wipes, it's plain to see
You're truly heaven sent.