Tis the season of the Uglies
And my house is full of littlesYou clean up snack time messes
And even bathroom pittles.
Your wipes are just plain genius
For Uglies and much more
Especially when the Uglies
Splatter walls and on the floor.
The "splatter" of the Uglies
Seems to be the worst-est part
When the toilet seat's left down
And when the Uglies shart.
But let me show the Clorox love
Outside of Ugly season
Little boys that stand to pee
Earns respect for you and for good reason.
The love is deep within my heart
Year round despite the flu
Sniffles, snots and boogers
Just reaffirm how I love you.
And the choice of smell and color
Fresh or lemon scent
Oh, Clorox wipes, it's plain to see
You're truly heaven sent.
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