He/She

Anyone who has heard the comdedian Brian Reagan has most likely heard his skit on, "Excuse me, Sir.....ummm....I mean, Maam."  Well this morning, I woke up, looked in the mirror, and had a simliar experience.  Yup...that's right...when I looked in the mirror this morning, I looked like a man.  And not a handsome man.  I looked like a hung over 80's rock star.  I had greasy straight chin-length hair, bags under my eyes and acne.  It's not a mystery why my husband left for work before I got out of bed.  It was not a pretty sight.  If only I could play the guitar or drums my look this morning wouldn't have mattered.  And let's face it....it doesn't help that I'm as "chestless" as a man either.  But don't you worry.  I drank a Mt. Dew for breakfast and it made me feel a lot better.  All in all, it may have been ugly, but today was a good day.