When I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, this is how I would describe myself.
* Leftover eye makeup slightly smeared giving me the "smokey" look.
* Thin, scraggly blond hair.
* Bret Michaels.
Seriously! I'm not even kidding. I'm going to Vegas. I could totally be the next Bret Michaels impersonator (without the "boy parts" of course). Tie a bandanna on my head, purse my lips like I'm kissing the camera and add a gentle breeze ruffling my hair. Spittin' image!
Is it sad that I'm not offended by this?
No. But it is sad that he looks better than what I see in the morning. Ouch!
1 comment:
You are way hotter!
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