We took our family to our first baseball game of the season last Saturday. It was cold outside and the wind was blowing miserably. Huddled out in right field, Handsome and I were layered in hoodies and wrapped in quilts while the kids were off playing on the playground in shorts and t-shirts. Whatevs. We're good parents.
As the two of us sat there shivering and watching the game, a couple came and sat diagonally in front of us to our right, not to mention upwind. Before long the couple started to smoke. Yes, we were enjoying face fulls of cigarette smoke. Mmmmmm. And so the cycle continued. The wind blew. They smoked. We shivered. We choked. Wind. Smoke. Cough. Repeat. No worries. Who needs manners and consideration? Not me. This solves the dilemma of my gas induced stomachache. Next game I'll be sure to sit upwind from them and see how they like it. It's the perfect combination of relieving my gut ache and getting revenge. I wonder if they're aware of the deadly combination of a concession stand hot dog & a Mt. Dew. ? (maniacal laughter....hahahaha)
Until next time, Mr. and Mrs. Smokey Smokerton. Two can play at this game.
No comments:
Post a Comment